Ok come on girls, lets be someone putting up another profile here....So far we've got a bunch of slackers onboard.....Hey, you accept an invite from the gobhole girl, you better be ready to produce or I'll hound you like the dawg I am. The hot Dawg that is......
Here's a new concept. I've purchased myself some teeny bopper jeans. In a previous post,
scottsdale girl said low rise jeans were the work of the devil and I laughed loudly over that, I tend to agree. But ladies, I have to tell you....High wasted jeans are the work of Betsy freakin Ross. You have to find a happy medium.
In the day we live in, this is nearly impossible. I'll tell you first hand I hate shopping for jeans. They either ride too high, too low, too big at the waste, while squeezing your thighs too hard, or you can't even get in them to begin with. The sizes have shrunk down to where a person who once wore a 5 has now graduated to an 11.
Ever noticed on the clearance racks, what sizes are left? That's right. ZERO and ONE. DUH, NO ONE WEARS THOSE EXCEPT STARVED GIRAFFES.
IDIOTS.
Clothing designers are idiots. Those Dove girls need to come out with a clothing line for real women.
Which brings me to my next subject. Whilst on the prowl for interesting fodder for factoids here, I picked up a Vogue magazine. I looked through that thing and then I threw it. Through and threw. What a piece of TRASH. I should have just taken my 4 bucks, torn it up and thrown it in the garbage outside the store.
Completely lacking in substance, had absolutely nothing interesting to say, and full to the brim with ad's from clothing, perfume, and cosmetics designers idea of what a fab woman looks like. A starved giraffe. It was page 103 before they even had words. Just because a magazine is thick doesn't mean it's good.
If I woulda had a match handy I would have burned that collection of paper beetch and thrown it in their face. Don't ever waste your money on that swanky tripe....Moving on.
Martha Stewart, where is your clothing line? Just kidding!!!! Shades of demure green and gold...Trimmed in lace and brokade....ick
Here it is girls. Something i've never done before, which is to take a picture of my rear.... My butt, plumply stuffed into teeny jeans. Didn't even try them on first. I think I'm beginning to get an idea of what to get that fits me. So it is possible, don't give up. Just in case you're wondering, I'm still working on not thinking it looks fat.....this is tough.
Anyone else have the gall to post their butt? or their FACE for that matter?????
