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Thursday, October 05, 2006

"the best pocket for your behind"

I picked up one of my trashy magazines and to my surprise it actually doled out some really great fashion advice! please read the following if you suffer from "hatemyassitis", these tricks should help.

Problem: small butt
Solution: Flap or Tapered pockets. Flap pockets can give the illusion of a fuller seat while pockets that taper in can help shape you're tiny behind. Some other details to help boost your butt size are wider-set pockets, large designs or if the entire area is faded (but then you might just look like you sat in bleach...?).

Problem: large butt
Solution: Lower or Big pockets. Pockets must be proportional to what's underneath. Small pockets leave to much space, making the butt look larger. Go for bigger pocket styles. Those that sit low flatten out the area (this works! I have a pair where the pocket sits right in the middle of my butt and it's amazing how much smaller it looks -try it!!)

Problem: flat butt
Solution: Pockets close to the yoke or seam or no yoke at all. High-placed pockets give the illusion of a tighter tush. Look for those that sit close to the yoke (seam that runs horizontally across the top of your butt) or for jeans that don't have a yoke altogether.

***please take a look at dawnmarie's previous post - she needs some advice. Pronto!***


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