Monday, October 02, 2006
OHHH Naturale
This is me in the morning, au-naturale....And for once my double chin is not visible!! And that boy....He refuses to be serious in a picture so always ends up looking like A.....er.......uh......? I SWEAR, he is not retarded.
My advice today......
Layyyydies......Try to look cool in your car. When you are HAWT, looking COOL is very important. Well, maybe not important but fun? Even if you don't like your bawdayyy, you can still LOOK cool in a car. I'm a Cowgirl,
on in a steel horse I ride, I'm wanted.....dead or alive.........
Here I am, attempting to look cool in my car. Or taking a picture of my attempt at any rate. Maybe I should slide the seat back a bit, put my arm up on the steering wheel and stop with the "10 and 2" already? hmmmmmm, by the way, my glasses aren't crooked, my left eyebrow is higher than the other one, it usually is. Because I can raise one eyebrow at a time, and for some reason I habitually do this without knowing it. No wonder people think I'm annoyed with them...
Another handy tip, always have cleavage. That way when you're having a bad hair day, there will be a distraction for guys in tall trucks who pull up next to you.....Think I'm kidding? I'm not. I'm playing for keeps here....
I play cool music in my car. I downloaded some major rockin hits from the 80's and 90's the other day and cut myself an album. Or rather, I burned myself a CD. How's that. Now mind you we're waiting for dyl's friend to go in his house and get some clothes, and I'm jammin to some van halen...Dyl is covering his ears, and begging me to turn it off. MY BOY is saying to ME, "can we PLEASE HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUIET". Where have I gone wrong ladies? Where.
That's all for now...who else wants to post pic's of no makeup or their cool driving looks? anyone? or should i dig around in your archives, and "borrow" a pic?
BWAHAAAA
Shake and Bake baybeee
